Law school chronicles, day 22

Law school chronicles, day 22: My professor is simply and plainly brilliant. He holds *amazing* credentials - the kind that make you think he is making them up. And he torments me every couple of days with the most asinine cases I have ever heard of! He is the Perry the Platypus to my Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Curse you, Professooooooooorrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!