Projects - My top Eleven :).

Hadow Lockers.

Here are the eleven awesome'est' things to do in connection with your projects.
Source : Mother of all sources : The Internet.
Also, the lame ones might as well be mine.

Happy Reading :) .

1. Support your thesis with quotes from the latest Film Society movie you watched. - My Cousin Vinny , perhaps ? For Torts, cite Basic Instincts. Or American Pie, maybe.

2. On the day the LM Paper is due, skip into class, waving your essay and screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the class a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell, "There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all through the period, or until she throws you out. Or says "Interesting".

If she makes you sit down, Question if it is 'parentalism' or 'Legal Moralism'. FTW :D

3. If assigned a 2000-word essay, draw two pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?

You know exactly what to draw in "Da Roving Eye's" papah . Do not eww ?

4. Type every word of your essay in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with really small fonts. That is some creativity doood, hats off !

5. If assigned a project in Sociology, explain that you can't do the paper because you''re not sure if the class really exists, or if it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious. If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper actually exists.

6. Tell Eco Prof that you need an extension because one of your primary sources is an old wise werewolf in Tibet and he won't see you until the next full moon.

7. Hand in a letter you wrote to your cousin. When the teacher confronts you about it, say that you must have gotten the letter and the paper mixed up. Say that you''ll turn the paper in as soon as you get it back. By the way, your cousin lives in that Andaman village they showed on NGC yesterday, so it might take a while.

8. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for Chocolate Fudge Cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.

9. Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by the professor, act like it''s nothing unusual. After all, he did tell you to include footnotes.

10.Bring candles and incense to class. Before handing in the paper, perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper and correct all your typos.

11. Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional one for you, and that mere words couldn''t possibly express what you had to say.

Truly Yours

Lock.

P.S. As far as I knew only the gubherment cites got hacked, but whoa. I theenk I am the gobhirmint.